Recently, my friend the brilliant writer and artist J.A. Johnson approached me with an impossible-to-resist offer: collaborate with him on a zombie novella.
And not just any novella, mind you! Nope, this was the opportunity to co-write a story based on an album by the indie rock band The Gifted Children. J.A. had already done the hard work: he'd roughed in a plot and, as all of us know, plots are not my strong point, me being a serious and dyed-in-the-wool-seat-of-my-pants writer. So going into a story with a plot already in place was certainly a plus.
And the musical tracks by The Gifted Children were eerie, creepy, strange; they'd been created, in fact, as a soundtrack for an imaginary zombie movie.
J.A. and I named our alternate chapters after the track titles. The end result, the complete package as it were, has a variety of interesting bonuses:
1. Links to the music, so the reader can hear what inspired us.
3. Deleted scenes.
5. An alternate ending.
7. Interviews with the band and the authors.
9. A 'from-music-to-words' page.
11. Alternate cover images.
13. Band and author pictures.
15. End credits, just as if it were indeed the zombie movie it was intended to be.
[Note: I like odd numbers; so sue me.]
So be on the lookout for the soon-to-be-released THE REGINALD PANTRY: A ZOMBIE CHRONICLE! In the meantime, to whet your appetite, here's a teaser trailer.
And here's the cover art, also by J.A. Johnson, who continues to amaze me with both his writing and artistic skills:
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Coming Soon: My First Attempt at a Regency romantic suspense!
You guys know me: I write horror and
science fiction and pulp and fantasy and westerns and mysteries and suspense
and comics. But I don't write romance. Not that I think there's anything wrong
with romance, of course. I read more than my share of Victoria Holts and Mary
Stewarts back in the day, not to mention getting plenty irritated with Marguerite
Blakeney and how she treated Sir Percy. Honestly, was that woman too stupid to live or what?
My brilliant co-writer, J. Kirsch,
writes killer romance. And there are certainly romances in a lot of my work. Of
course, generally there are swords involved, or rayguns, or monsters. Or all
three. And zombies. And evil wizards. And more zombies. And occasionally, my
characters end up in each other's arms. Granted, more often they end up in some
reeking, hideous, ravenous creature's maw, but the thought's what counts. Right?
So anyway, I decided I needed to
stretch my wings, throw caution to the winds and see what else I could write. I'm
a proud, card-carrying history geek, especially of all things English-history
related. I love Baroness Orczy's Scarlet Pimpernel, as you can tell from my
mention of poor Sir Percy and that wife of his, and I've always thought the
time period from the Napoleonic Wars on into the regency of George IV was
fascinating. So why not try writing a romance set in the Regency, just to see
if I could?
So I did, and wonder of wonders, Rogue
Phoenix Press is going to publish MISS MAYFAIR'S DILEMMA in May.
Kitty Carlisle was my brilliant
editor, who whipped the manuscript into shape for me. See my previous post to
recognize just how awesome she is.
Here's the cover, by the amazing
Genene Valleau:
Here's a short blurb:
Miss
Patricia Mayfair is a wealthy, orphaned Regency bluestocking. While in London
for the Season, Miss Mayfair spends more time buying books than ribbons, to the
despair of her more conventional friend. Begrudgingly attending a dinner party,
Miss Mayfair meets Lord Andrew Aragon, who fancies himself tired of London and
the ton and never expects to fall instantly head-over-heels. But Lord Andrew is
a notorious gambler, and Miss Mayfair has vowed she will never marry a man who
indulges in such a vice. Can the leopard change his spots or the rake his
habits?
And here's an early review quote:
MISS MAYFAIR'S DILEMMA is a Regency romance
filled with likable characters, villains, love, and plenty of suspense. The
characters are well developed, especially those of the greedy villains:
Patricia's guardian and Lady Christabel. This is a very enjoyable read. Lovers
of suspense as well as Regencies will find this a terrific tale. Besides, who
can resist reading about a heroine addicted to books? ~ Carol
Durfee
We all need to step outside our
comfort zones occasionally. I like to think that my monsters and zombies and
wizards and space ships are none the worse for having a Regency romantic
suspense added to their ranks.
And they'll soon have a Gothic
suspense sister in the family as well…but more about that later.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
A Good Editor Is Worth Her Weight in Rubies
I tutor English and algebra at a
community college, so I see a lot of essays. My not-so-funny joke to the
students is that I take my red pen and bleed on their papers. The results are
varying degrees of bloody, from the occasional needle-prick splotch to running oceans
of gore. I circle misspellings and incorrect word usage and underline run-on
sentences and fragments. I put unclear statements in brackets. Then I go over
the paper with the student and point out why the red is there and suggest how
to staunch the ruddy flow.
Last week, we all suffered through the
dread midterms. I saw lots of essays from lots of panicking students. And of course,
since the Universe has a crafty sense of humor, also last week appeared in my
email box the first edits on my upcoming book, A DOLEFUL KIND OF SINGING, a suspense-y,
gothic-y, romance-y novel guest-starring Nessie, aka the Loch Ness Monster. The
Universe, not satisfied with that little ill-timed outburst of humor, also
decided it was time to have me deal with the final edits on my even-sooner
upcoming book, MISS MAYFAIR'S DILEMMA, a Regency suspense-y, romance-y mystery
novel. Both these books, by the way, are being released by Rogue Phoenix Press,
an excellent small publisher with astonishingly good taste. I mean, they're
publishing my books, right?
So I spent all last week and last
weekend and part of this week reading a large number of student papers and
pointing out errors, all the while spending my free time reading my only-slightly-less-than-deathless
prose and correcting all the errors which my genius editor pointed out to me.
A good editor is worth her weight in
rubies, and my editor, Kitty Carlisle, is worth her weight in rubies with a few
extra tons of diamonds and emeralds thrown in for good measure. She had to
suffer through both the aforementioned manuscripts. Yes, you read that
correctly. Both. And yet she survived with her humor intact and, hopefully, few
long-lasting related health issues. She ruthlessly slashed unnecessary commas
with what must be a vorpal blade—really! I heard the snicker snack!—and then
had the resilience left over to point out blurry plot points and suggest clean,
crisp corrections that made sense. Her patience and pertinent comments have put
me forever in her debt. Both books are far, far better for her input. If you're
looking for a considerate, immensely competent and delightful-to-work-with
editor for your latest opus, look no further than Kitty Carlisle.
And FYI: she's not the Kitty
Carlisle who was married to Moss Hart, because I asked.
Nothing is more valuable than a
trained, professional editor. All I can say is, I hope none of the students,
whose papers I have so blithely bled upon, ever see one of my works with the
original editing marks in place. I'd never be able to wield a red pen again.
Here are the covers for my books, both by the brilliant artist Genene Valleau. I'll let you know when they're available.
Saturday, March 1, 2014
It's READ AN EBOOK week, people!
Smashwords has an awesome program, stretching from tonight at midnight through March 8. All my stuff at their site is either FREE or marked drastically down. Click on either picture to go straight to my Author Page. You can scroll down and see all my books on sale.
Book sale. The two most beautiful words in the English language.
Well, other than free books. And look: we've got both!
Friday, February 28, 2014
Tom Meets a Hero
Tom Johnson published some of my earliest work, in his series of
pulp magazines, and we've been friends and occasional collaborators ever
since. I first communicated with Tom by mail. You remember mail: you would
write or type a letter, then fold it up and put it in an envelope, slap a stamp
on it and drop it in a mail box. Days or weeks later, you'd get a reply. So 20th
century! We did our collaboration on SHADOWHAWKE: FIRST FLIGHT by mail; I'd
write a chapter, send it to him, he'd write the next one, send it back, and so
on.
I joined the Boys
Club and it became a home-away-from-home for me. It had a library and a
workshop where I learned to make things on machines, a gym with lots of
activities, and the employees saw to it that we had things to do every day. On
Saturdays, they provided a buss to take kids to the Tower theater for the
Saturday Matinee, but I never went. Across the street from the Boys Club was an
orphanage with a fenced-in playground. I felt sad for the children inside, for
they would stand at the fence and watch us playing outside, and were unable to
join us. A block and a half from me was 8th Street Park - those
further up the road called it 9th Street Park. It covered the whole
block and had slides, swings, and merry-go-rounds; in later years, it was given
the official name of Bellevue Park, the swings and slides removed, and
million-dollar architecture was added. Ugly.
Me with Clinic in Background
Something else
about the Memorial Auditorium, they brought shows to town. I'm sure they
charged for them, but I was always given a free pass. We only lived in the
mobile home about a year, and when my dad couldn't make payments on it, we had
to move. So the time would be around 1951 when one of my heroes came to town. I
was given a pass for the show that night, and onstage was Lash LaRue and Al
"Fuzzy" St. John, western stars I had watched at the picture shows
downtown on many Saturdays. Lash would pop that 15-foot long bullwhip, and
Fuzzy would roll a cigarette with one hand, then they would put on a mock
fistfight for our entertainment. I sat in wonderment, as only an
eleven-year-old boy could throughout the show. Then when it was all over, Lash
and Fuzzy visited with the audience, and spoke with us. I even got a pat on the
head from Lash LaRue!
However, there is
sadness even in such glorious times as this. Much later, I learned that in 1951
the B Westerns were dying, and all of the western stars were making the rounds
trying to promote interest in a dying entertainment industry. Their contracts
were up in 1951 and '52, and the studios were not renewing them. Westerns were
growing up, and TV was taking the place of the Saturday Matinees. Cowboy stars
like Lash LaRue were drifting away, their careers finished.
They looked so much alike that Lash LaRue could have passed for Humphrey Bogart's twin. The likeness was often a curse for Lash, as people would often mistake him for Bogart. He enjoyed telling one story at conventions that went something like this: One day an actress he worked with asked him:
"Are you related to Humphrey Bogart?"
"I don't think so," he replied.
"Hmm," the actress continued. "Did your mother by chance meet Bogart before you were conceived?"
When I met Lash LaRue in 1951, he was a giant. Perhaps his only claim to fame, besides his resemblance to Bogart, was that of a B Western movie star. But for kids growing up in the 1940s and '50s, our heroes were bigger than life. They were the good guys that we needed. The fathers we didn't have. They brought justice to the West, and gave us someone to emulate when we grew up. And that wasn't a bad thing.
BTW, I too also had the honor and pleasure of meeting and shaking Lash LaRue's hand; he retired to Gaffney, SC, and I met him in the early 80s—over 30 years after Tom's first meeting with a hero.
Here's the incomparable Lash LaRue:
I recently guest-blogged on Tom's The Pulp Den, and he's been kind
enough to return the favor. Without more ado, here's a stirring story from yesteryear, of Tom and that great Western hero, Lash
LaRue.
I Meet a Hero
When we moved from
Ohio Street some time in 1950, my dad bought a small mobile home (8 X 28 foot),
which he set up behind a lumberyard on Broad Street between 6th and
7th Streets. This was a new world for me. I was half a block from
the Boys Club, and across the street from the Wichita Falls Memorial
Auditorium. The mobile home was small, and didn't have a bathroom, but it was
probably as big as the little apartment we lived in on Ohio Street for three
years. There was a storage room in the big house, which had a bathroom for our
use, a step above an outhouse. We had to take baths in a washtub.
The lumberyard had
a wooden trailer parked in front with wood scraps for the neighborhood, and
National Geographic magazines tossed inside, free for the kids. It was some
benefactor's way of seeing that children had something educational to read. The
free scraps of lumber were a novelty also. Try going to a lumberyard today and
asking for free scraps! A medical clinic was across the alley
My little world had
suddenly changed from sidewalks and winos, theaters and five & dimes, to
parks, playgrounds, and the Boys Club. Here, too, I had many kids my own age to
play with. I didn't miss Ohio Street, nor did I ever go back. I would visit
Indiana Street once in a while, but for some reason I was afraid to venture
back to where I had spent three years of my life.
The Memorial
Auditorium was open during the weekdays, and I had the run of the place, often
helping out the office workers when they needed someone to run an errand. It
wasn't all concrete and parking lot at the time, either. There were large
grassy areas on both sides of the building, and these became the local
children's playground in summer and winter. We would ride our bikes down the
hill in the summer, and slide cardboard boxes down it in the winter. No one
said anything to us. I did catch a black widow and her babies in a glass jar
once and showed it to the janiter, who quickly washed the spiders down a drain
and warned me not to play with spiders. I still play with spiders and bugs
today, however. My sisters and their boyfriends also set pallets on the grass
and made out when they could get rid of me. Usually that cost their boyfriends
a dime or quarter. I would still run home and tell my mother that they were
kissing their boyfriends!
My Sister and Friend On Auditorium Lawn
About ten years
after his last movie, the police found a man passed out in the gutter and threw
him in the drunk tank to sleep it off. Someone at the station recognized him
and notified the newspapers. The next day, the headlines read, "Cowboy
movie star, Lash LaRue, arrested for public intoxication!" What could have
been the final nail in his coffin actually revived his career to a small
degree. TV networks heard about the arrest, and it wasn't long before Lash
LaRue was making special appearances on network television. Conventions also
started asking him to appear as Guest of Honor. Kris Kristofferson and Willie
Nelson hired him in a bit part for their television remake of
"Stagecoach". He died in obscurity at age 80 in 1996.
They looked so much alike that Lash LaRue could have passed for Humphrey Bogart's twin. The likeness was often a curse for Lash, as people would often mistake him for Bogart. He enjoyed telling one story at conventions that went something like this: One day an actress he worked with asked him:
"Are you related to Humphrey Bogart?"
"I don't think so," he replied.
"Hmm," the actress continued. "Did your mother by chance meet Bogart before you were conceived?"
When I met Lash LaRue in 1951, he was a giant. Perhaps his only claim to fame, besides his resemblance to Bogart, was that of a B Western movie star. But for kids growing up in the 1940s and '50s, our heroes were bigger than life. They were the good guys that we needed. The fathers we didn't have. They brought justice to the West, and gave us someone to emulate when we grew up. And that wasn't a bad thing.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Olympic Writing
Been watching the Winter Olympics?
Nope, me neither. I don't know of many writers who are into sports, though of
course there must be some. It seems mutually exclusive, at least to me, to have
someone who is happy sitting in front of a screen or pad of paper, and who is also happy running around or falling or
sliding on snow or skating on ice, always with the possibility of falling down.
Hard.
I don't like to fall down, and
falling down hard and breaking something is the absolute worst. I broke the radius and
ulna—note the sciency knowledge of anatomy terms which one can pick up writing—in
my right arm. I was writing the day after. My brilliant husband made me a sling
suspended from the ceiling over my keyboard, out of a piece of wood and a rope.
I could rest my cast in the sling, with my fingers dangling over the keyboard. Finished
several short stories and a book while not being able to straighten my right
arm.
Show me an Olympian who can work in
a cast. So there. Hah.
There's a Mark Twain quote that goes
something like: "A doctor or a lawyer or a teacher must spend years of study
to deserve his title. But give a man a pencil and he thinks he's a
writer."
I'm sure all you writers out there
know folks like this. "As soon as I have time, I'm going to write a
book" is one of my favorites, as if 'having time' is all that's necessary.
I've also heard "I've got a great idea for a story; you write it and we'll
share the profits." Sound familiar?
A lot of soi-disant writers—see what two years of high school French can
teach you?—seem to think that all it takes to be a writer is to sit down at a
keyboard and start typing. Who needs grammar? Not me; grammar is so twentieth
century. Spelling? Psstt! Spelling is for spell-checker. Clear, readable,
concise, crystal clear prose? Nah, too much trouble. I'll just sit down and
throw up a whole bunch of vaguely related words and voilá—see that French again?—I'm a writer.
Not to dash a barrel of cold water
in your face, Mr./Ms. Writer person, but really? Suck it up and acquire the
basic tools of your craft. Grammar and punctuation and spelling and sentence
structure are the bricks and mortar and trowel and straightedge of your trade. If you balk at learning
them, just don't want to take the time and the trouble, then why should I take the trouble
and the time of trying to decipher what the heck you're talking about?
Olympic writing. Let's all go for
the gold. [Insert tumultuous applause here, yay!!]
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Three Captains and a Ranger—Classic TV at its Classiest.
Captain
Z-Ro. Somewhere in a remote, uncharted region of the planet Earth stands the
laboratory of CAPTAIN Z-RO. In this secret location, known only to a few in the
outside world, CAPTAIN Z-RO and his associates experiment in TIME and SPACE
...to learn from the past ...plan for the future...
Seriously futuristic, Rocky's
spaceship had electronic viewscreens—most other early TV scifi made do with a plain
old window or at most a porthole—elaborate control panels sans wheel or stick, powered doors
that OPENED WHEN YOU APPROACHED, a cloaking device, subspace radio—hmm, sound
familiar to anyone? Anyone?—and artificial gravity which was actually explained
and occasionally used as a plot device.
Captain Midnight had a penchant for standing around with his hands on his hips, and he had a lovely booming voice. And he was a hero, of course.
Okay, who would not love an intro
like that? Who could turn the channel? And yes, I said turn, for Captain Z-Ro
existed in the old days and on the old TVs. Imagine: you had to get up, walk to
the TV, and manually turn the channel. Oh, the pain! And the sparkling black-and-white. Love it!
Captain Z-Ro had, in my humble
opinion, the coolest mustache and beard combo. Ever. Check it out: Z is on the
right, with his pesky kid sidekick Jet beside him. Z sent Jet into the past to
correct incipient errors before they could reverberate down through time and
change stuff. Like, really important stuff. But the helmet made it all worthwhile, don't you think?
Then we have Captain Video. Poor,
missing Captain Video with his really cool title card:
Lots of renowned science fiction
writers penned episodes of this tragically lost series, including Isaac Asimov,
Damon Knight, Jack Vance and Arthur C. Clarke. One can't help but wonder which
one of these greats came up with the absolutely coolest and most perfect villain's
name in the history of scifi and all else of vast importance: Chauncey Everett.
Okay, maybe you had to be there.
Very few episodes survive today because
of some idiot who burned most of them back in the 1970s. Whoever committed such
a heinous crime, I hope he is now paying for his dastardly crimes. Painfully.
And then there's Rocky Jones, Space
Ranger. Clean-cut, square-jawed Rocky and his crew used either the Orbit Jet
XV-2 or, later in the series, the suspiciously similar Silver Moon XV-3. We were
often treated to a glimpse of the Orbit Jet/Silver Moon, looking like a V2
rocket—remember, this was only a few years after the end of WWII—setting down
in what appeared to be a power station. Something very much like this, in fact:
Clearly, this was one 50s series
that was decades ahead of its time. And Rocky himself was a babe:
And, though he didn't actually spend time in space, I also had a thing for Captain Midnight, also a babe:
Charming, upbeat, endlessly positive,
everyone looking forward to an exciting future in space and time, heroes who always saved the day…
Is it any wonder I loved these
series as a kid? And they obviously affect me still and even unto this day...
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